Jack Soffalot

jack sofallot r an homoseks membur n he r h8d bi evry1. jak wuz wuns turnd in2 an zamby n wuz part uf an zamby apocalips

hiz lif
jack wer burn in an bahrn n he he wer burn wif an iq uf -5. hiz famli abuzd him cuz he r homoseks n no1 luvd him butt jack wer 2 dum to no dat dey wer abuzn him so he thot thei wer bein parntz. l8r h gut rly smurt aftr he r slep on maf texbok n he r get iq uf 69. afer dat he r no he wur abuzd n he r run awai. he wunt n staid at teem hatz hq n he r stai der cuz teh ppl der tretd him btr den his famli. l8r he gut infctd wif an zamby vires n he r turn in2 an zamby. sumhuw he wer abl 2 cur it n he r becum nrml agan

jack as an zamby
jack r get inftcd wif an zamby viruz n he r becum zambi. he wer abl to infct upton sinclair b4 teh zamby apocalips r end