Socialist Dictator

he r teh presdent uf teh us n he r n8iv 2 afrikano cuz he r burn in kenya. he r tri 2 maek us socalism n r taek uver teh wurld so he cn hav all teh muneez

hiz lif
he wer b0rn in kenya frum an pur famly. he wur rased socalist n wen he r muv 2 us he r wuntd 2 spred it n maek teh us liek teh wai he wer rased. he den faked his birf cartifakut n he r becum presdent bucuz no1 liekd jon mikane cuz he culdnt raes hiz hands ubuv hiz hed

obomba's noo nashun athum 4 teh USSA
wen obomba bcam prezadint of america, him whanted an noo nashunal anthum tht glorafyid his soshulst ways. he roat teh song buy his-self, nd tuk gr8 insparayshun form teh anthum 4 teh ussr. he r sai thng lyk whe shud giv him r monie nd r gunz wich he whill taik n-e-wa so it dont mater. it r sad wat he du 2 1nce gr8 cuntry.

ubut hiz veewz
h e r think socalism r teh bezt n he r luv it alot. he r tri 2 maek us socalist. he iz lizrd mun wrk fr allh

obomba's relayshunsip w/ teh homosescks


sum resint raports fond dat obomba r teh lyk homosecks. he supprts it nd he evn trys it evry no nd than. an foto escloosivly ubtaned buy CBC (cunaydiun brodkastin ntwerk) shoes obomba aat teh gay  homosecks pryd paraid. dis haz led 2 sum speculashun dat he acshully r h0m0 or dat mashell obomba r acshully an dood.